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Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.
"That girl was so prude"
"really, how far had she gone?"
"nowhere, in the dugout!!!!!"
"wow that sucks, what was her name?"
"celeste"
"I should have known..."
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the newest sex position out there, guaranteed to provide orgasm that will last minimum, 6 days for both partners. It is when a male and female lay next to each other on the bed and the female wraps her leg over the guys genitals and his penis automatically inserts itself into her anus, the male then licks her breasts while the female masturbates with a dildo into her own vagina so she is being done both ways at the same time.
"uh the celeste i had with christie......"
"what about it"
"I'm still feeling vibrations man, this was the best thing that ever happened to me"
"hot, I want to do a celeste with jenifer"
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A woman, usually heavy who is a Skat. She lets people fart in her mouth, prefers them not to shit. Just fart. Has pink eye frequently. Total Skat.
Skat , Celeste, pig in a blanket, skatty
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A vile demon and a stupid bitch that cheats on people.
Person 1: Damn John just got cheated on by his gf.
Person 2: She’s such a Celeste.
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A Celeste is beautiful, out-going and and does well in school. But BE CAREFUL because you do one thing wrong to a Celeste and they will tear you apart. They will tell you you are a terrible friend even if they were extremely mean to you. Their beauty will fool you.
She’s so beautiful! What a Celeste!
The teacher is so mean! She’s such a Celeste!
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term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)
dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester
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A singer, who always attempts reaching high notes. She is obsessed with country music and wants to live on a farm while listening to Keith Urban for the rest of her life.
Polly: I just want to listen to Keith Urban for the rest of my life (attempts C sharp note)
Holly: Wow, you're such a Celeste
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