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The process of chatting and fapping at the same time.
Emily and I were on the phone, but little did she know, I was chapping.
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Noun - chap: act of humiliation through
(i) violence - e.g. beat (through violence), hit, strike, kick, punch, slap, stab etc.
(ii) competition - e.g. beat (through victory), piss-on
(iii) personal indiscretion - e.g. hurting oneself, crash
Noun - The Chap: The best, the Shit, the Dog's Bollocks etc.
Noun - Jackie (Chapper): person (sometimes the word Chapper is ommitted but should be included)
Noun - Reet Jackie Chapper: cool person
Explitive - "Chap!": usually used by an observer to another party's personal injury or misfortune.
Verb - to chap: to beat, as in any of the contexts of the noun.
Verb - to chap: to go, to come (non-sexual), to walk, to drive, to move or to travel in general
Verb - to chap: to throw, to give, to pass
Adjective - chapping: moving, fast
Phrase - "Chapping on by": chilling, cool cruising
Eg.
"Chap him!"
"Stop chapping me! I'm getting chapped!"
"I chapped him good and proper."
"I just chapped myself on that rake."
"It wasn't my fault - he just chapped into me!"
"That burger was the Chap!"
"Chap over here."
"Chap me that hammer."
"I had just chapped off the motorway and was chapping on by like a Reet Jackie Chapper, when some Jackie (Chapper) nearly chapped into me. I swerved and chapped the lamp-post and chapped myself on the steering wheel."
"Ha ha! Chap!"
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1. When a man over excels he can be described/known as a 'chap'.
2. When a man under excels, he can also be described/known as a 'chap'.
1. "You fucked that really hot chick from work....chap!"
2. "You fucked that mangy, skunk-pussy, shit-cunt homeless women...bareback...chap!"
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a child like being with heavy bias against Sony PS2.
1. Chap stop trolling the PS2!
2. This forums has being totally chap! Sony is do0m3D.
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A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.
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Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.
Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.