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chap

When you are reet mint as oot at something.

or

Physical violence

Booker T is the chap, he reet dished oot the chaps on the worlds strongest cock Mark Henry to win the worlds blackest cock award in the wrestling.

by Andy Chap March 2, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


chap

Noun - chap: act of humiliation through
(i) violence - e.g. beat (through violence), hit, strike, kick, punch, slap, stab etc.
(ii) competition - e.g. beat (through victory), piss-on
(iii) personal indiscretion - e.g. hurting oneself, crash

Noun - The Chap: The best, the Shit, the Dog's Bollocks etc.

Noun - Jackie (Chapper): person (sometimes the word Chapper is ommitted but should be included)

Noun - Reet Jackie Chapper: cool person

Explitive - "Chap!": usually used by an observer to another party's personal injury or misfortune.

Verb - to chap: to beat, as in any of the contexts of the noun.

Verb - to chap: to go, to come (non-sexual), to walk, to drive, to move or to travel in general

Verb - to chap: to throw, to give, to pass

Adjective - chapping: moving, fast

Phrase - "Chapping on by": chilling, cool cruising

Eg.
"Chap him!"
"Stop chapping me! I'm getting chapped!"
"I chapped him good and proper."
"I just chapped myself on that rake."
"It wasn't my fault - he just chapped into me!"
"That burger was the Chap!"
"Chap over here."
"Chap me that hammer."

"I had just chapped off the motorway and was chapping on by like a Reet Jackie Chapper, when some Jackie (Chapper) nearly chapped into me. I swerved and chapped the lamp-post and chapped myself on the steering wheel."
"Ha ha! Chap!"

by Gruff April 9, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


chapped

dry skin

sometimes happens during sex to your penis

by Phil Cassidy March 27, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


chap

1. When a man over excels he can be described/known as a 'chap'.

2. When a man under excels, he can also be described/known as a 'chap'.

1. "You fucked that really hot chick from work....chap!"

2. "You fucked that mangy, skunk-pussy, shit-cunt homeless women...bareback...chap!"

by Chapsly Bernard December 22, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


chap

a child like being with heavy bias against Sony PS2.

1. Chap stop trolling the PS2!

2. This forums has being totally chap! Sony is do0m3D.

by Valeroy December 25, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.

Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.

by leopoldoYjose_FromSpanishClass February 22, 2015

38๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.

Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017