Chew Thirty

The Time of the day that calls for a fat dip in your lip

John: Hey mike what time is it?

Mike: It's CHEW Thirty brother! Pack the can

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Chew Ride

An event originated and celebrated often by the chew crew of Phillipsburg, NJ. Skoaldiers are assembled and proceed to pack only the best kinds of chew, Skoal Straight and the occasional Skoal Mint. They drive around as long as they need to, talking about...well...chew and life...because outside of those two things nothing else really matters. The end of the chew ride usually results in some type of Halo or alcoholic consumption...or another chew ride.

Once everyone was in the car we packed our cans, threw in hammers, and the chew ride began.

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chewing cloth

variant of camel toe as seen through panties

Her pussy was so hungry, she was chewing cloth!
Her jeans are so tight. she's chewing cloth!

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chew the fat

It is a verb, used in general conversation, in informal conversation. It refers to the act of talking, often rubbish, merely to pass time.

It draws its meaning from the drawn out process of chewing fat from a steak, as it is often a pleasurable experience since it tastes amazing, but also takes up time.

"The bus doesn't come for two hours."

"I guess we'll just chew the fat then."

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Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

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Chewing the Wax

When one performs oral on a male while he wears a condom, either to avoid a mouthful of cum or to avoid catching STDs.

I was nervous about giving Eric a blowjob, but chewing the wax ensured I didn't get his syphilis-filled semen in my mouth.

cheba chew

thc-concentrated candies that get you baked as heyalllll

Tommy: Yo man, let's go finish off my ounce and get blazedddd
Cheech: Or I could have a cheba chew and save my lungs the burden
Tommy: whatever works, man!