President Chimp

A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.

This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.

All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?

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chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

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chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey

Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems

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lil chimp

Lil Chimp (sometimes spelled ''L'I'l'' Chimp), is an up-and-coming rapper from the suburbs of West Atlanta. From within his gated community, he raps about the hardness of the 'burbs (as he calls them), and the millions of years of oppression that he and his people have suffered. His first CD, titled "3volving the rap genre" was released in 2006.

"Man, that Lil Chimp has had such a hard life. Let's buy his new CD so that he will be happy."

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lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

Chimp Pimpin’

Somethings just cool af…..but even cooler

“I did a back flip over a pile of rusted chainsaws, turned on, lit on fire.”

“That’s chimp pimpin’ man”

Bakersfield chimp

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.

If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.

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