A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)
Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.
Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."
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A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.
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Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)
Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!
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1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.
-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew
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I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size
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An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.
Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?
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