Chopped

Being high as a Kite

Damn I just got chooped

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CHOP

1) The Charterhouse of Parma (French: La Chartreuse de Parme) is a novel by Stendhal published in 1839. Telling the story of an Italian nobleman in the Napoleonic era and later, it was admired by Balzac, Tolstoy, André Gide and Henry James. It was inspired by an inauthentic Italian account of the dissolute youth of Alessandro Farnese. The novel has been adapted for opera, film and television.

2) Andy Jassy, CEO of AWS personal conference room. Used to strike fear into the hearts of the weak-willed and dim-witted engineers appearing before him.

You got a CHOP review coming up?? Oh, shit son, you dun.

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Chop it

to down/finish your drink in one go.

'Chop it!'
'Chop that drink'
'I dare you to chop it'
'Everyone chop their drinks!'

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Chopped

A term coined by Greg Lford, it is the definition of the feeling of being so extremely high that your like a tree that has been chopped down and just laying there. Comes from other definitions of "Chopped" which is a feeling of being very very high.
By taking one hand in the shape of a karate chop and slicing it down on your other hand's palm is the visual representation of being chopped, making it easier for those around you to understand how your feeling.

Jordan: The Lion King is such a awesome movie

Mitch: Yeah dude, that was a fat ass blunt we smoked

Jerrica: Hell yeah nigga, how you feelin greg?

Greg: *makes a chopped hand motion* im fuckin chopped like... fuckin chopped.

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That's a Chop

used when someone says a statement that makes no sence or is extremly stupid or most likely obvious

kwame said that's a chop when jeremy said today was monday when it was thursday

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chop

A South African term for a person who has done something idiotic. Basically another word for a dumbass or a douche

If someone accidently deletes an unsaved photo:
"You're such a chop"

When a guy has a nerdy parting in their hair:

"You look like a chop"

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Chops

guts, resilience, staying power, of other forms of fortitude.

Peter wanted to come along on the training ride, but didn't have the chops to hang with the group.

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