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The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Beautiful, both inside and out. He has an amazing sense of humor, although it is kind of twisted at some times, but he can lighten any mood in a matter of seconds. Makes everyone feel like they're insanely special. Did I mention he's insanely ADORABLE and CUTE, usually Irish. Super good at sports- one and all, but especially basketball. Superhumanly smart. Doesn't usually like anyone, so if you're lucky enogh that he falls for you... take him and NEVER let him go. Talk about imensely perfect???? Best Guy EVER to walk the Earth, along with Jesus <3
girl: hey :)
christian: hey, can i ask you something?
girl: sure
christian: i really don't like people often, but you are just amazing and I really like you.. and I was wondering.. do you li-
girl: OH MY GOD, YES! you're amazing and I like you too!
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Girl 1: did you see that super cute kid shooting hopes?
Girl 2: yeah, he didn't miss any shots!
girl 1: damn, he's a real Christian!
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(for the record, I don't hate Christians, I hate Christianity and what it does to people. If you wanna hate on that, have at. It's what I believe. Go ahead, tell me, once again, that I don't have the right to believe it. Everything in this article comes from survey and research.)
People who believe in the fictional compendium otherwise known as the Bible. Many Christians push their beliefs on others, and will go so far as to insult others for their beliefs and practices.
All Christians falsely believe that they were persecuted throughout history, however, in all actuality, Christians slaughtered thousands upon thousands of 'non-believers', and when they had successfully killed off enough 'non-believers' to the point that they could be considered the ruling religion, they input fictional tales of martyrdom into popular literature.
Christians were respopnsible not only for most of the religious wars throughout history, but also the torture and murder of innocent people all the way from 'witches' to Native Americans. For centuries, Christianity justified rape, slavery, child murder, theft of civil and natural rights, persecution of minorities, and closed mindedness. Even today a good portion of these things are still upheld by Christianity.
America in a largely Christian nation, and although Barak Obama has been pinned by some as a Muslim, there is no reason to believe that America has ever had a non-Christian president. As a result, religious legislation is common in America, which is supposedly a 'secular country'.
The other day, I was called a 'hopeless sinner' by a Christian when I told them I didn't want to engage in their church Bible study.
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The ultimate pussy slayer and ass kicker. Get's so much bitches on his dick you cant keep track. He also kicks loads of ass. You thought Dalton from roadhouse knew how to fight, well you haven't seen a real ass kicker yet. He's also the most popular king on the block and gets whatever he wants because no one has a higher say than him.
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A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.
Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.
Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.
"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."
"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."
"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."
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Alot of people on here like to say that the taliban is to muslims as the kkk is to Christians. Well let me tell you that saying that makes you the biggest idiot ever. the kkk is a bunch of racist retards who can't say "you all" correctly. Christians on the other hand are intelligent, wise, KIND, CARING, GIVING, LOVING, NON-RACIST PEOPLE. And to say otherwise is to in essence lie through your teeth.
Wow! I was on urbandictionary.com and I saw that someone had said that "all Christians are in the kkk." Well, I was PISSED OFF cuz I HATE RACISM AND I WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST.
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A social awkward person. Has no religion and lives to live. He can spot a thicc female from a mile away he watches porn on the daily and knows if the girl is fake or not. Even with that he’s isn’t all about body he cares about personality and love to the person. He’s not that bright but he is wise and will always make you laugh
Christian is a chill guy
Christian: check it left side of the hall on right of exit now don’t get caught alright good luck
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Something everyone says that they are but nobody really practices.
"Man, i'm a Christian, fuck you."
"Uhhh..."
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