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The chubs

The chubs, a family of 4 established in the early 80s, are a quirky bunch with big hearts and -for some of the members- bigger noses. A couple of them are rounder in size then they’d like to be, as the mothership of the group has recently become a master baker, putting shops out of flour, eggs, sugar and butter all over the midlands.

We recently took on an honorary member, Laura who married the youngest of the chubs, mark and low and behold are set to continue the chubs for another generation. Long reign the chubs, with their big noses, slackening waistlines and huge hearts.

The chubs strikes again- Waitrose, Morrison’s, Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s all out of flour two months in a row!

by Clarabella December 17, 2020

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Chub

Overgrown piece of fat. Usually related to jiggle or hypocrite PE teachers. When you touch it, it feels like jell-o. Also refers to your friend, an annoying person, or just some fat guy. It can be a girl too.

Coco: "Hey you're a chub!"
Caca: "Thanks Bro, your my broham

by Jball2500 November 15, 2018

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Chub

A breed of fish resembling a small carp. These fish are small, terrible and when caught, display the amateur abilities of the fisherman who caught it. When caught, said fisherman will more than likely be verbally abused/hazed by his more dominant alpha male friends.

Hey man, when’s the last time you caught a chub?

It’s been a while. I remember pork chop used to blow them up with black cats when he caught them out of the creek.

by Lurays elocutioner September 3, 2019

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Chub

-proper N. A man with a chub.

-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"

-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.

Sue: So, betty, was donald any good?
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge

by Dill Dough February 16, 2004

10πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Chub

Slang for a pouch of chewing tobacco that one would insert into the lower lip. Coined by Kenny Semelsberger and Adam cox of Strongsville, Ohio.

Dude, I really want to throw in a chub right now.

Andrew: Wanna chub?

Kenny: No, that stuff is bad for you.

by Kenny Semelsberger November 10, 2009

13πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


chub it

When you eat your own poop and take a picture of it.

after the giant dump i took, i chubbed it for myspace.

by gay-house August 16, 2005

11πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


chub

a roll of fat that older children have, baby fat that was never burned off.

look at all the chub on those tikes- they still look like babies!

by Charlie Hardfort December 19, 2007

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