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When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you
“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”
when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle
I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!
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When someone won't agree to do something unless they know for sure that the outcome will be how they want it. (they're not willing to take a risk)
"mike won't ask out that girl unless he knows she likes him"
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a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.
Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits
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A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.
"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P
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When a patron that isn't of legal drinking age enters an establishment before it transitions from restaurant status to bar/club status thus bypassing ID checks at the door.
Geoff: "Grant, let's all go celebrate your birthday at that new establishment and get you really drunk so your girlfriend can take full advantage of you."
Grant: "But my girlfriend isn't legal drinking age yet."
Geoff: "No worries, lets get there early and she can use the grandfather clause."
Grant: "That seems appropriate."
Kris: "People do that."
Nicole: "That makes sense."
Geoff: "I'm sure there's no science to support that."
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