clear as mud

Not clear or easy to understand at all.

My geometry teacher's explanation of the Pythagorean Theorem was as clear as mud.

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Clear Channel

(n) a wealthy right-wing religious conservative group that hopes to clear all channels of independent thought from the airwaves by purchasing every radio station in the country and silencing any opinions that conflict with their extreme Republican agenda

It's really interesting how Clear Channel all of a sudden considers Howard Stern to be obscene so soon after he starting spewing anti-Bush propaganda.

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clear people

A politically incorrect term for white people.

You see all those clear people bungee jumping?

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clear the air

When two people are arguing or having a misunderstanding, 'clearing the air' means having an honest discussion about feelings in order to move past the conflict.

Person A: "I think we need to clear the air after what happened the other day."
Person B: "Alright. What do you want to say?"
Person A: "The other day when you said what you said, it really hurt me."
Person B: "I only said that because you hurt me by saying what you said."
Person A: "Oh I see. Well, I'm sorry I said that. I didn't mean anything bad by it."
Person B: "That's okay. I'm sorry too."

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clear the bong

To smoke all of the product contained in the bong bowl or slider leaving the bong bowl ready for reloading, and leaving the body of the bong cleared of all smoke. Leaving no ghosts or mileys behind.

Dude, clear the bong before you hand it back to me. Don't be such a noob.

Perform a staged rip if you must, but don't hand it back before you clear the bong.

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clear headed

the mindset of one who believes their own bullshit

bernie believes hes at a gym while incarcerated and is clear headed

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Clear Spring

a small town in western maryland boasting a population of a whopping 224 people. home to THE most pathetic football team in the state and, oddly enough, the best marching band around. Entertainment in Clear Spring consists of cow tipping, minor vandalism, and late night trips to the nearby Wal-mart (the only place open afer 9pm). at one point, clear spring also boasted the highest teen pregnancy rate in the county and the highest STD rate in the entire state of maryland.

Clear Spring plays a football game against the Hancock Panthers once a year. as the two teams are the worst in the county every year, the game has been dubbed the "toilet bowl." Clear Spring loses most times.

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