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Also known as "Deuce," Clint Dempsey is the first USA soccer player to make a noticeable impact for a European club team. He has scored several wonder goals including those against Juventus and Stoke and continues to impress fans and players alike with his ability to score often from a midfield role. His name has become synonymous with clutchness and an overall bad-assness after playing two complete games with a broken jaw and sprained ankle. Pretty much, he's a beast.
Nationally Clint Dempsey day is world recognized as the 8th of March every year. To celebrate, individuals usually get together, watch a match, eat pizza, and drink to toast an icon and legend in the making. Happy Clint Dempsey Day!
Aaron Rodgers was seriously Dempsey-like after finishing the season with 2 concussions.
Dude, did you see the way that guy just ate an elephant and cured cancer? That was totally Clint Dempsey, man.
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While having sex, you stop and say to the woman; "You have to ask yourself one question. 'Do i feel lucky?'" Then you proceed to bust a load on the woman, either blinding or straight up killing her, then bend forward and blow the extra semen off your weiner like smoke out of the barrel of a pistol. Then walk slowly off into the sunset.
There has only been one recorded case of someone administering a Clint Eastwood. It was Clint Eastwood himself. He was good, she was bad, and it was ugly.
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A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life
Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time
the most underrated MCU character in the entire franchise! he is the best archer on the planet and deserves some love too.
he is a retired superhero and lives on a farm with his wife and three kids. and is the best archer.
hey doesn't Clint Barton deserve his own movie
The art of fucking a girl in the ass dry; rough and tough like Clint Eastwood.
Last night I gave Keri a good Dirty Clint. She can barely walk today!
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Epitome of cool in the acting world. This dude started out cool and nearly froze being so cool! Clint has spoken some of - if not THE - coolest lines in movie history. Clint Eastwood movies are a must watch for all men and cool women to boot! The example section will remind Clint fans of some of his best lines as well as introduce any idiots - who don't know who he is - to this phenom.
A FEW Clint Eastwood lines from various movies, quotes may not be EXACT but are close, There are likely a hundred more!
"Go ahead....make my day!"
"Uh..Uh.....I know what your thinking...did he shoot six shots...or only five. Well come to think of it - in all this confusion - I kinda lost track my self.....Now, seein' as this is a '44 Magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world...and capable of blowing your head..clean..-off...you gotta ask yourself just one question....'Do I feel lucky?'....Well do ya PUNK!"
"Now ya see..my mule don't take too kindly to bein' laughed at!"
Clint: "Now, we don't want anyone to get hurt...so why don't you boys put those guns away."
Bad Guy: "Who's WEee sucka'?"
Clint: "Smith...and Wesson....and Me...."
Inspector in charge - yelling in Eastwood's face- : "You're a dinosaur Callahan, your ways are old...and obsolete....I want a statement on my desk..first thing in the morning..or you're fired...do you hear me Callahan..FIRED!!!!!
Clint (as Dirty Harry Callahan): "I've got a statement for you Inspector...you're mouthwash aint makin' it!"
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The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.
Clint Eastwood is the undisputed king of western movies, right after John Wayne.
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