Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.
Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??
To replace what the f**k
What the cluck, this is a load of crap!
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When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.
When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMDβs he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
Thatβs how we got into this Fluster Cluck.
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When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.
Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.
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A child who think's that he/she can beat up anyone ,but when challenged makes up an excuse so he can get out of the fight.
Leave us a lone cluck-thulu.
Joe is a cluck-thulu.
person 1: fucking hoe
person 2: no no no
person 3: what did she say
person 2: clucking joe