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clusterfucker

Those drivers you see who leave a complete clusterfuck in their wake and have no idea of the chaos they cause.

You know, the ones who stop in the left lane cause they wanna make a right turn and don't want to be inconvenienced as to miss their street and have to go around the block, but don't give two shits or are just too self-absorbed to notice the four car pile up they almost caused by slamming on the brakes in the middle of the street before deciding to give any indication of their intentions by putting their right turn signal on once they are at a dead stop.

These same assclowns who exit the interstate from the left lane causeing the right two lanes of traffic to hit the brakes. Or they get to the end of an on ramp and STOP!

The ones who pull out of a shopping center straight to the left turn lane before figuring out they won't fit, so they end up completely blocking the lane going straight. And then just sit there, instead of backup up back into the parking lot and let traffic go by.

Can usually be found driving a prius, a caprice classic or some other shitty car.

"Look at this asshat coming out of the strip mall trying to get across two lanes of traffic to get to the left turn lane. Why didn't he just exit on the side street, and go straight thru the light? God, What a clusterfucker!"

"Check out this clusterfucker blocking the intersection?! Now we're gonna have to sit thru this light again... It should be legal to shoot stupid fucks."

by Hrothgar70 May 29, 2012

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clusterfuck

(n.) A crowded, confusing, awkward, uncomfortable and possibly painful situation, usually involving a large group of people with whom one does not want to spend a lot of time.

I'm not looking forward to visiting my in-laws over the holidays. The wife's entire screwed up family will be there: the second and third wives and husbands and their kids, and even the exes with their new families. It's gonna be a real clusterfuck.

by V.I. Levin May 5, 2009

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clusterfuck

A hard drive with a lot of bad sectors.

That hard drive was a real clusterfuck!

by Maverick1010101 August 28, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


clusterfuck

The entire democratic party.

Well, it's nice to see the DNC (Democratic National Committee) has a new group of clusterfucks to make fun of.

by suasponte75 August 27, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


clusterfuck

everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.

"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"

by a$$wipe July 20, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


clusterfuck

many people fucking up or simply fucking at the same time

What a clusterfuck

by MUVVA February 13, 2004

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