Ebola Cola

Ebola Cola's secret formula brings you the last cola you will ever drink. The secret laboratory formula inside Ebola Cola is what makes it Killer Cola.

"Drink Ebola Cola. Ebola Cola is killer cola. It's the last cola you will ever drink!"

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nigger cola

generic ass cola from the gas station that usually costs 25 cents for a can or bottle is usually flat the moment you open it

Here's a quarter son go gimme dat nigger cola

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Coca Cola

best softdrink eva.

mmmmmmmm..... cherry coke

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Coca Cola

A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.

"... And a cola."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."

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coca cola

the best drink of all time!!!

PEPSI SUCKS!!!!!

dude coca cola is way better than pepsi!!

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chunky cola

A can of Diet Pepsi or any other carbonated beverage is shunned and forced to the back of the fridge by other sodas.

Eventually the cold temperatures cause sad little ice chunks to accumulate in said can.

This is delicious and is known as a chunky cola.

Dude this chunky cola really hit the spot. What setting is your fridge set on?

Rola Cola

Coke that is not the brand 'Coca Cola' tastes like toilet cleaner.

"Buy some of that 56p rola cola for the toilet"

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