A very cute,smart, and talented guy who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with but most of the time he is in a relationship so girls call him a great catch and try to make him come to them; seeing to how he doesn't cheat on his girl guys tend 2 call him a "simp"
Kelvin Coleman is such a great guy.
10👍 9👎
When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.
*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."
Ronnie Coleman is the King of bodybuilding. The greatest of all time. He won 8 consecutive Mr. Olympia titles and squatted 800 SOLID ASS POUNDS for 2 reps, although he could have easily squeezed out another 1 or 2. Light weight baby. Yea buddy. Ain’t nothing but a peanut. Time to bleed. Just basic stuff.
“ Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight!”
Ronnie Coleman
A poor school where kids are mistakenly called rich. Mostly white kids but the couple of black kids that went here 10 years ago can surely be seen on our website. We are in Hurley New York. Our dress code is bullshit and sexist to girls. Our teachers are trash except for a select few. Our lunch looks like its from the chum bucket. Kids here normally come as an alternative to juvenile detention. One kid I know is actually psycho but lol its cool. The school is also made up of some Chinese students who smoke cigarettes and drive without their license but LMAO ITS COOL. 95% of the students attending this fine school are extremely poor and their grandparents pay 4 them because they think its the same school it was 50 years ago when they went here. If u have any questions please ask any of the 97 kids that attend our fine establishment of a high school. Also if u want a good time go to the confession booths in the "holy" chapel
girl:*wears off the shoulder top*
no one LITERALLY NO ONE:
Dean: DETENTION
Coleman High: detention center for bad people
A cool person who willingly pissed her pants so her friends can get away from mall security!
“Omg thank you taylor coleman! You helped us shop lift!!’
A small albino Nazi with vagina. Into the same girl for 8 years (#sorrynotsorry). #hasamilf