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Someone that beats their meat vigorously as if it owns you money. Might also add phrases like "Show me the money" or "Give me all you got!" during the event
Room mate: Hey why do you keep yelling so much in your room about money and paying up??
RPAC: Duh cause i'm a debt collector
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One who dids numerous slores bearing tramp stamps.
Timmy is quite the stamp collector - I see him w/ a different girl from tha hinterlandz every nite.
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One who’s goal is to collect the butt-cheeks of women. This person will never stop until until the cheeks have been collected.
Friend 1: yo, last night was crazy man I heard you tried to get with Kate!?
Friend 2: tried to? Boy, I collected those cheeks last night.
Friend 1: oh shit son, that’s why they call you the cheek collector...
Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.
I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.
Someone who is compulsively buying new guitars. A FRET COLLECTOR may also expand the collection to include any instrument with frets, such as banjos, mandolins, ukuleles, with the intention of learning to play each and every one. Usually, a fret collector sticks to playing just one preferred guitar most of the time. The other instruments are displayed on the wall and are played once in a while for purposes of justifying why they purchased them. This also serves to keeping them in tune and to periodically remove the layer dust that has collected.
Wow! I see that Rod has a ton of instruments - he is a real FRET COLLECTOR! And from the looks of Mandi’s music room, she’s a FRET COLLECTOR too! They should plan a regular meeting for FRET COLLECTORS to hang out and jam and talk about guitars.
Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.
His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.
A person who works in insurance or investments and has already created a good referral base. For this reason, he/she sits in his/her office and waits for clients to call instead of searching for new clients.
I want to be a referral collector one day like Justin. He never even needs to call anyone. I just hope I don't have to work with a referral interceptor like Shelly.