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crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009


Cologne

Another word for semen.

“let’s just say I got on the bed and he sprayed cologne on me.”

by nctlover December 14, 2021


Cologne

High quality weed that has a strong smell.

My Cologne illegal in nine countries.

by M1ster w1gulz May 30, 2021


Cologne Clique

The part of the Clique, that has weekly clique meetups in the German city Cologne. They are superior.

"the Cologne clique is superior"

by joshdunswhore July 21, 2019


Bone Cologne

Shooting your fat onto someones neck

how do you like my bone cologne

by BoneCologne February 23, 2021


Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.

Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”

by Ole Ric November 02, 2018


Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

by MoonUrMom March 01, 2021