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When you shit out of an upper floor window or balcony and the shit freezes before it hits the ground.
Dude, I landed a Colorado Brick on that BMW in front of the hotel.
1. A (vaguely) sexually related act that involves substantial planning to pull off.
- Step 1: Freeze a good portion of urine, the night before the planned sunshining
- Step 2: The next day, wake up early. If the sunshinee is woken, pretend you're making her breakfast or something.
- Step 3: Using a snow cone machine, turn the frozen pee into a slushee consistency.
- Step 4: Form a snowball with the slushee pee
- Step 5: Run into the room, yell "GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!" and pelt that bitch in the face with your Colorado Sunshine.
2. Refers to the sunshine, if in Colorado.
Bitch gave me herpes, so I decided to gift her with a bright Colorado Sunshine.
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A sensual act where a man places a goldfish (preferably a comet goldfish) in a woman's mouth upon ejaculation and said woman swallows the whole semen/fish load.
Totes Colorado Aquariumed that bitch last night
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Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.
Shut the fuck up, Bill.
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A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.
Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .
Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.
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When you do a huge line of blow and bang the crap out of the loosest girl on campus with her face straight down into a pillow. Helps if you're looking out the window at some mountains or something.
Dude, I gave Kath a serious pounding last night. Pretty much Colorado Jackhammer.
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A term referring to the act of placing a ziploc bag into your lover's mouth and then taking a shit inside the bag. Usually at the end the bag is ziplocked and discarded.
Lover #1: I really don't think I can handle the taste, but I would love to feel warm shit in my mouth.
Lover #2: In that case you will absolutely love the hot colorado!
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