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ass comment

a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-

1.tapping their ass

2.a picture of boobs

3.or other explicit images

soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.

stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?

dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson

by its stuart February 14, 2008


Comment Digger

A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.

Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.ย 

by Yvettechee July 24, 2012


Comment John

Similar to and ironically the opposite of a comment whore. They will look at every aspect of your online profile and comment incessantly on your pictures and updates with "insights" that are basically meaningless.

Damn, Robert commented on my newest photo 0 minutes after posting. He must have no life. He is such a Comment John. I'm so sorry I gave in to his constant begging for me to add him on Facebook.

by simpnotlimp September 20, 2009

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MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.

MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.

by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010

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The Comments Section

A comment section is a place of gather between all ages. In the comment section, everyone is here to fight TOGETHER. FIght for the single goal of destroying each other. Together! Together we stand to argue and create a toxic environment.

"The Comments Section is a really beautiful example of humanity." -Said no one ever.

by Meepy_Meh July 6, 2020

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Suicidal Comment

A comment, typically made on a post in a chatroom or social networking site with all intentions and/or likelihood of

1. getting the shit beaten out of you.

2. sounding so stupid it would make every single person in the conversation want to stare at you in utter disbelief.

Jake hit on Emily with a suicidal comment on Facebook yesterday. Needless to say, he came to school today with a black eye courtesy of Jim, her pissed-off boyfriend.

by l2blackbelt March 4, 2010


Comment Bot

Mainly on YouTube that is a bot that goes around on random videos usually a mixture of popular ones, unpopular ones, and in the middle but overall depends on what kind bot it is. There's 4 types of bots. Porn bots, self promo bots, Scam bots and the rest. Usually the rest would consist of stuff like the YouTube channels that go around on YouTube videos approving everything or Logan kinds of bots that say "wanna be friends" Half of the bots are guarentined malicious and possibly more if the other part of bots try doing something harmful.

David wanted to set up his own comment bot to self promote his channel and earn tons of subscribers.

by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser February 26, 2021