An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.
Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!
The best invention man ever created.
"My computer is my LIFE"
A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.
Look at that computer, he is so smart!
A way to look up things or watch movies or really anything
Can I borrow you computer to write a report
Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.
1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'
2. Right now i am computered.
Computers help us get our daily dose of porn and free movies and games from Newgrounds
Without the computer we wouldnt be able to make video games like Halo, Half-Life or Voodoo Vince
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