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When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed
Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed
A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)
Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick
A person who confirms the actions or products of someone or something.
Jennifer Lavallee is the head confirmer of everything and everyone.
Your boss is the Confirmer of the actions allowed to take place in meetings with the board.
the trickle or absolute blast that occurs after the finish of a dump nit is the only way to be certain of completion
I took a dump and left before I had the pee of confirmation and I was hit like a truck during class
The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.
Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
The word a Zeus uses instead of affirmative or confirmed when s/he is unable to make up their mind
Soldier: "Broadway can we get an arsenal"
Broadway: "Confirmative"
An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.
Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest
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