Sexual Congress

Basically another name for an orgy.

Hey Tim going to the after party

Nah I’m an esteemed individual selected to the sexual congress

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rutgers model congress

1)gay
2)where some are forced, others choose to attend a weekend confrence of excessive homsexual activity

kid A: Hey bro, you doin' 4/20 upright this year?
kid B: Nah dude, I got rutgers model congress, blazing is the devil over there

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First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.

George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.

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pass a bill through Congress

to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

"I'll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress".

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Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!

Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?

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the U.S congress

a group of old retards

the U.S congress: does tiktok access the home wifi?

Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.