Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

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Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

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cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

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cool beans

Used to describe an excellent blend of coffee, roasted to perfection.

That's a sweet cup o' Joe.
Cool Beans!

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cool beans

A phrase used by pre-teens and immature people instead of simply saying cool.

Mary: "I just got a new puppy!"
Lina: "OMG! COOL BEANS!!!!"

Mary: -____-

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Cool Beans

Something usually losers say. Commonly used by people named Colleen.

Man: Hey I found your beanie.
Colleen: Cool Beans.

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cool beans

the coolest word from the 90s for awesome being brought back by Dboparoni O.

dude, patrick purcell, that's cool beans!

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