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That first piece of feces that almost makes you burst a blood vessel to push out, but after that, the flood gates open.
After I pushed out that cork shit, the rest of the Taco Bell just came shooting out.
That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.
I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.
When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.
Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.
The process of inserting ones Penis in the ass hole of his partner to stiffle flatulence.
You stink, let's insert a meat cork.
Those who walk on cork (Birkenstock). Often seen on tree hugging, organic granola eating, Nalgene slinging, flannel shirt wearing white males who don't wash their hair. May carry hacky sack and bandanna in glove box. Has playlist of DMB and Dispatch. Hemp necklaces and/or colorful friendship bracelets- accessory staples. Will invest in North Face raincoat. Has a friendly demeanor, especially if you're one of their own... the Cork Walkers.
- You have organic granola in your back pack? Haha, you cork walker!
- Are you wearing Birkenstocks? Cork Walker!
A sexual technique in which the penis is forcibly flicked out from the vagina. The process begins as a standard doggy style. The male then rotates horizontally so he is facing away from the female's head, straddling her hips with his legs. Finally, the male leans backswards until the torque forces the bent penis out of the vagina.
Mary loves it when a guy does a cork tweed with her.
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A dangerous sexual technique in which a male forcibly flicks his penis out of a female's vagina. This is typically done by the male rotating during intercourse so that the male and female face opposite directions (without discontinuing penetration), and leaning backwards toward the female, causing intense G-spot stimulation. However, this technique has a significantly high risk of damaging the male's genitalia.
Jim: Yo... I heard Rob almost lost his dick tryin' to cork tweed some chick...
Alex: Hahahahahaha!
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