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1. Straight gibberish laid down by a jive talkin turkey.
2. The word of a scoundrel under oath.
3. Any form of spoken innanity uttered while under the influence of hallucinogens.
1. I don't know who he thought he was foolin with all that cosmic debris.
2. The witness for the prosecution was a veritable geiser of cosmic debris.
3. That chap must have been fryin balls with all the cosmic debris he was spewin.
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A bunch brownies full of Mary Jane. They get the "cosmic" because of the hallucinations.
Who brought the cosmic brownies?
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When colored marbles are shoved up your lovers butthole and then propmtly shit out resembling the Little Debbie snacks we love so much.
While having extramarital sex, I shoved marbles up by girlfriends ass and she shit on me, giving me a cosmic brownie.
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An injustice of cosmic proportions.
It's a goddamn cosmic injustice that a goldfish can live up to 30 years and a dog only up to 15.
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1.Stupid newb who spends his life doing the "kamasutra" of runescape.
2.Autominer
3. Runescape addict
Wow that guy reminds me of cosmic rippe
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When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.
Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.
When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw
Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea