A person who habitually frequents public toilets in the hope of meeting another cottage queen for gay sex.
George Michael was outed as a cottage queen.
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A style that revolves around nature and is sort of old fashioned
The girl had a cottage core style and a very nice smile.
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The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.
The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.
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When the off product of sexual activity after orgasm is chunky, like cottage cheese.
Everything was going great until she cottage cummed all over my backpack...not cool man.
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A classic British dish in which a layer of cooked beef mince and onions is topped with a creamy mashed potato layer and baked until golden brown. This goes very well server with carrots, peas and gravy.
The dish is very similar to Shepherds Pie, the difference being in the meat used. Cottage Pie uses beef and Shepherds Pie uses lamb.
You've got to love Cottage Pie
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A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in
Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.
Nah brah I'm gay
A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The βsyrup trapsβ in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the βsticky situationβ.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The βcottageβ is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: βMariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.β
B: βWhat did she do this time?β
A: βShe was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!β