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when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.
Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.
An alternative name for a headache.
Discomfort experienced when an individual has been focusing on a task for too long and needs a break.
"All this cramming for our European history class will be worth it when we get an A"
"I sure hope so, memorizing all the dates is giving me a serious concentration cramp"
1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.
2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.
All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
When the news feed in your Facebook home becomes clogged with meaningless updates on people's lives (e.g. Jim is now flossing his cat).
"Man, I logged on yesterday and Jim was really giving me news cramp. He changed his status about 5 times!"
"This girl I added last week must be on Facebook all of the time. I got some serious news cramp from her. I think I'll have to deface her."
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When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis
"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"
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A cramp in your arm in which the pain is such a bother you ignore everything thats going on around you. Even near death.
-River rafting-
Tommy: OH SHIT A ROCK!! EVERYONE PADDLE
Tony: Ok Tommy! Oh.... arm cramp. -Chops at arm-
-Crashes into a rock-
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A sudden paroxysm in the penile region. Usually caused by: boner overuse, smashing it by girl riding you, having sex with a full stomach, dehydration.
TbKyle1: Rory: "I've just been stricken with a massive Boner Cramp"
Kyle: "shit dude, stick it in Jello"
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