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Rusty Crane

The act of one giving fellatio to a penis covered in a fresh layer of fecal matter. Usually after anal relations.

Listen, I can't come into work tomorrow. My girlfriend's sick from giving me the ol' Rusty Crane.

by M. Johnson Esquire July 8, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


crane daddy

a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit

Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy

by Craneyayit May 26, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 2, 2019


wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob December 29, 2016


tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014


Crane-ing

Someone who builds themselves up constantly and is obsessed with being a self made person even if they're not. It is both a positive and negative term depending on the context.

"Omg you are crane-ing so hard"

by frenchslayer69 October 28, 2023


Crane-a-like

Crane-a-like, referring to a generic person who looks like anything and anyone be they human, beast or inanimate object. Gummy smile, long hair and slugish monobrow help.

Hey look at that ring-tailed lemur it's a total crane-a-like.

by Scatologist April 16, 2006