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Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 27, 2017


Creeper Crater

the result of a Minecraft player getting way too friendly with a creeper or failing to fight one properly.

Creeper Craters look horrible and should be fixed if spotted. They also tend to make traversal difficult if they are not kept in check.

dude can you like lure that thing into the water, I don't want a creeper crater around my base

by A.U.S June 10, 2023


tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023


Craters to the Face

some one who is so ugly they make u want to throw up.
(acne, and general uglyness)

did u see that girl, looks like she took craters to the face

by kerel January 5, 2004


crater clit

Someone who has vigerous intercourse, cause mass damage to the female reproduction system

You have a crater clit

by Crater clit February 8, 2016


urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.

They need to urinate into this crater.

by Drapen August 15, 2022


crater twat

A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.

"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."

by slamnasty99 March 31, 2010