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Very ugly and has autism, and also has no sweetness to people and also very unkind to people.
Michael Crawford is the worst person anyone has ever met, so I don't wanna invite that thing anywhere.
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When you accidentally shit yourself at work and need to go home early.
"Dude, did the Amish just spread manure, or was that a hot crawford?"
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When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net
I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.
Biggest dick on the block and fucks so many bitches
Friend: have you seen Connor Leonard Crawford dick it’s so big.
Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.
Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.
Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.
BRYCE MICHAEL CRAWFORD is the king of drpepper
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She the best girlfriend a man could have
i love destinee lee crawford
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