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Crits

Crits are sorta like

Yo have you seen my crits?

by Rrrrokdjs June 27, 2021


Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 21, 2010


Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 08, 2022


need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 14, 2016


THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 04, 2018


One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.

Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)

by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018


Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016