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v. to administer a butt-whipping
Cut that out before I jump over this counter and crouching tiger your ass.
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A Barty Crouch Jr occurs during sex when you blast a fresh coat of jism on your partner's chin, close enough to the mouth, that your partner can lick it in such a way that resembles Barty Crouch Jr licking his lips in the Harry Potter series.
When jism landed on my girlfriend's chin, she Barty Crouch Jr 'd it off.
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A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.
"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"
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A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.
How did you enjoy your trip to China?
Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.
A cool funny hyper kid who is a friend too the world and straight up bad ass
I saw a trenton ray crouch today he was as hyper as a bunny that ate sugar.
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The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin
OR
Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
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its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls
o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.
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