Tom Cruise

A Dip Shit. An advocate of the ineptly named Scientology (formed by an former science fiction writer), which chooses to ignore the sciences of Sociology and Psychology in order to please a few of its most wealthy contributors.

My psychiatric advice for Tom is that he should stick to mediocre acting in mediocre movies. Heres to you dieing of a drug OD sometime soon :).

Here we see Tom out of his natural habitat, doing a live interview with Matt Lauer. Notice how eloquent he is.

TOM CRUISE: No. No. Abs-- Matt, that is-- the-- post-- now-- now, you're talking about two different things.


Once more... Tom flexes his intellectual muscles.

TOM CRUISE: Okay. So, now you look at-- and you go okay. A-- a departure from that ideal scene is someone taking drugs, okay. And then you go, okay. What is the theory and the science behind that, that justifies that?

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Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.

Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock

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filth cruise

To deliberately drive around a town centre looking for, and possibly to attract hot women. Said act will normally, though not always be on a weekend and requires driving recklessly with the windows down and rinsing out loud tunes.

Q. Shall we take the bypass, or nip along the high street on a filth cruise.

A. Filth cruise every time mate, rude not to.

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booze cruise

to drink and drive, usually on back roads, with at least two other people.

Hey man we're goin' on a booze cruise, wanna come?

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Tom Cruise

Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.

Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.

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Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off

noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro

shoot a cruise

Driving with a lack of direction because there's nothing better to do or because you want to feel the wind in your face.

A phenomena that is becoming increasingly rare due to high gas prices.

"We were bored of chilling in the house so we decided to shoot a cruise."