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Crum

Narcotics cut with dried cum.

I make and sell crum, to the fools who try to rob or rip me off. Sometimes I even get to watch when they take it in turns to snort my cum!

by The Realest Nigga I Know November 8, 2022


Crum

When you cry and cum.

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."

by Dordobolong May 24, 2022


crums

verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.

"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"

by professor crums September 27, 2008


Crum

A mix of all the fluids produced during sexual activity, including shit. This is usually ingested after as a meal.

Hey honey!
Hey!
Let's make some crum for dinner!

by Gaynism April 3, 2018


Dusty crum

A smelly crumby man

That dusty crum took my underwear again!

by Dusty crum March 4, 2018


Crum Crobbler

Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.

Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."

by EthanCannot December 15, 2023


willy crum

a piece of dried semun that falls off the tip of your penis

steve: "hey joe, what's this all over your bed?"
joe: "eh, just some willy crums left over from last night"

by pimp daddy II May 11, 2013