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Chemo Crusader

The title of someone who is bald and travels to a friend’s house at 1 in the morning to put orange juice on their doorstep. They have a strange tendency to like hugs.

That goddamn Chemo Crusader showed up at my house again.

by iwantdousdie January 13, 2020


cunnilingus crusader

someone who partakes in the act of eating pussy for their enjoyment and quite possibly has it down to a science

yeah girl they call me the cunnilingus crusader

by holocough October 18, 2023


Crusader Kings

Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.

Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware August 20, 2022


Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 February 18, 2012


ketamine crusaders

Some who crusades on ketamine so much that they earn a reputation for it

“Jon is such a ketamine crusader” “I’ve got a 5 aside game with the ketamine crusaders but I’m not off there for the football I’m just of for a brawl

by Properscran May 20, 2023


poop crusade

Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.

"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"

by tacos for life January 2, 2015


Cornstarch Crusader

Cornstarch Crusader is a racial slur made to be directed at white people.

I hate adelino, He’s such a stupid Cornstarch Crusader

by Zzeerroo October 17, 2021

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