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A safe for work term used when referring to your penis!
Hey guess what..I gave my wife that cuban cigar she was asking for yesterday! And she didn't wanna take it outta her mouth!
Or * man pat you look happy today?
Pat: yeah man gave my wife took her cuban cigar this morning and thorough enjoyed it*
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To cum in a persons month while receiving a blow job, while that person in turn spits your own cum back onto your dick and continues to suck you off.
A Cuban walks into a kitchen where he runs into his one night stands nymphomaniac roommate. Before he knows whats happening the nympho starts giving him a blow job. The Cuban was all about the blow job and was wondering if the nympho would spit or swallow. He was not expecting the nympho to spit his own cum back onto his dick and start sucking him off again (Cuban Harpoon).
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Taking a cigar cutter to the Tim of a penis to get rid of the foreskin.
Fidel got one of those Cuban circumcision yesterday. He was waddeling to work today.
The act of removing ones penis after particularly messy anal intercourse, so the genitalia resembles a Cuban cigar, only meatier. The taken party, or a third participant then receives the 'cigar' orally and performs the act of 'smoking' the 'cigar'.
"On the way to Veracruz there's a chance encounter with a Cuban BBQ" Rick Stein
"Colin invited me for a Cuban BBQ this weekend. I know he spent a few years living in Munich, but I had no idea he got so embedded in the culture"
"Last summer Colin and I swapped photos of our 'BBQs', whilst I was taking a photo of my new Big Green Egg, a photo of his Cuban BBQ pinged to my phone. Colin and I haven't spoken since.'
A fusion of Spanish, African and Caribbean cuisines.
Cuban cuisine is the best.
the facial expression that cubans always tend to do. consists of a cuban and a frown, pretty much
even though, frowning had become a propular gesture for the 20th century for all nationalities, a cuban tend to do it more than the usual person.
Juan: oye brodeh, what'd you do today?
Carlos: *cuban frown* nada, compadre, just went to the Fidel protest.
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Your screwing your girlfriend in the ass and after you blow your load in her you pull out your shit stained mushroom head and wipe it off between her eyes and you just gave her a uni brow and she will look at you like a Angry Cuban
Last night that whore I picked up from the bar had a bad attitude so I fucked her in the ass and gave her an Angry Cuban to match her shitty attitude.
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