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When you give up hope in your Engineering major courses and all you can pray to the power of professors to grant you the gift of a C- in your transcript.
Clover: "Guys I'm failing Water Resources Engineering for the second semester! I can't afford another F, its so sad..!"
Sam & Alex *chanting*: "Believe in the Power of the Curve."
Someone that can suck their own cock.
Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
Devils Curve: when someones cock curves either to the right or to the left. Usually due to excessive use.
His devils curve punctured my kidney
The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.
Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.
Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!
When a girl or guy curves you behind your back. This can include being put on by friends and she curves you.
(Jason)-Yo I was sitting at table with Janet and she said you’re not her type.
(Brandon)-Behind my back tho,man I got ghost curved
A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.
Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.
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A Curve Off is when two ladies have a battle over who is curvier. These battles typically involve lots of sass, and dissing the other persons curves. The battle begins when someone shouts CURVE OFF, and end once someone has been dissed to the point of no return. Curve offs typically occur when "curvy perks" are in place, like curviest rolling shotgun, and curviest getting first pick.
Bystander: Yo gurl, curviest rolls shotgun!
Girl 1: well I guess that means that I'm rolling shotgun, seeing dat yo chest flat!
Girl 2: it's a CURVE OFF honey! We both know them curves of yours fake!
Girl 1: you did not just go there! They just made my boobs perky! There ain't no more boob then there evah was. Besides, when compared to you, I am the curvy queen!
Bystander: snap! I guess you Rollin shotgun now! (girl 1)
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