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When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.
*on aim*
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
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noun or verb
The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)
See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
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verb
1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.
Cyber Panhandler: "Hey bro, rember me? You're looking good these days. I know we weren't good friends in school and I haven't talked to you or seen you in 20+ years, but could you spare like $100? I haven't gotten high in 3 days and I'm just waiting for this job to hire me this week. I'll get you back man. If not, Obama is supposed to be hooking me up real soon." (message sent using Iphone4)
Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"
rather self explanatory. but for those curious and eager to learn, it's like cyber sex but better because it involves numbers upwards of two. generally performed by those incapable or unwilling to involve themselves in the actual act of sex but are certainly ready to mingle. viruses can still be transmitted.
when i logged onto my computer at 3 am christmas morning, i was feeling particularly horny, but awfully alone. in my drunken stupor, i went on skype and hit up my best buds for a cyber orgy session. it was hot and steamy. words cannot (and should not) describe it.
A tech savvy twink who typically works in IT. Also used as an antonym for Boomer Bears.
Boomer Bear: I called the Geek Squad to fix my broken computer and the cutest cyber twink helped me out.
Omg, Paul is such a cyber twink.
Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)
Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
v.
The art of flirting with, hitting on, or seducing another person by means of the internet. It can be happen through instant messenger, email, facebook chat, myspace messages, and many other forms of text-based communication.
Often, it's risky business and requires extreme skill and intellectual prowess in order to be conducted effectively. The lack of emotion behind pure text can sometimes make it difficult to detect sarcasm or ones true intention behind what they are saying which can lead to extremely awkward situations (especially the following day when you see the other in person).
Jeff just spent two hours on facebook chat. He was cyber maccing on Debby.