Damn that's crazy

A phrase you say when your on the phone or in person and not paying attention to anything so you throw in "damn that's crazy" every once in a while to make it seem like your listening.

Girl: So (long story about a bitch at work that the girl hates)
Guy: damn that's crazy
Girl: I knoww rightt

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Damn Near

Almost but not quite

I damn near cut off my finger.

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i'll be damned

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.

Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.

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damn skippy

Not just yes, but HELL yes.

"Did you shoot the man who accosted your girlfriend?"
"Damn skippy. And I'd shoot him again if I had another bullet."

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Damn dawg

A term that can be used to describe a certain situation either in a positive or negative connotation.

Kartik: dude I got dumped
Juhi: damn dawg!

Kartik: dude I just got promoted
Juhi: damn dawg!

christ be damned

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.

when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.

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Well Damn

1. An expression of shock and astonishment that you never thought would fucking happen.

2. A term that dumb bitches love to steal from the people that orginally made it.

"Did that bus just hit all the people we hate? WELL DAMN!"

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