dl;dr

Literally, "Didn't like; didn't read" Said whenever a nerd makes a post that you start reading but give up after a couple of paragraphs because you didn't like it.

Thanks for your email on the X project. I dl;dr it, your initial assumptions are wrong.

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dl knobs

1. the situation that arises from the mutual shame when a guy ("fella") gets a BJ from an overly slutty girl ("ho") but neither of them talk about it, because the ho doesn't want to admit she's a slut, and the fella is embarrassed to get it from a slut

2. closet fellatio

3. the 24/7 convenience store of intercourse

4. anything that happens backstage at an r. kelly concert

Did you see the look Roshonda just gave to Jamal? Yo, dude... dl knobs.

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DL Broad

A "down low" broad. on of those dirty broads thats so fucking slutty that you don't want anyone to know you got down with her. You only do because she's hot....or you were faded off your ass.

"holy shit dawwwg, did you see that bitch that just walked by"
"fer sher dude. total DL broad"

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dl;ws

didn't like; won't seed

anon1: Here is a new CG set I ripped from "insert shitty hentai game here" download the torrent then help me seed it!

anon2: W00t!

anon2: OMFG! This shit sux! DL;WS

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ts;dl

Literally, "Too slow; didn't load" Said whenever a website takes too long, for example by the slashdot effect of digg effect

Person A: Hey, did you see that funny cat video I told you about?
Person B: No, ts;dl. it just kept saying buffering

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tr;dl

Literally: "too rambley; didn't listen". This spoken phrase is a take off of the popular "tl;dr" (too long; didn't read). Pronounce the letters, namely "tee are. dee ell". This verbal response indicates you stopped listening as the other person was blathering on for too long and you lost interest.

Sarah: So what do you want to do for dinner tonight? We can do Mexican, Italian or Chinese. I want to invite Steve and Kathy, but of course you know that Steve does not like Chinese and Kathy can't eat late. But the only good Italian place is really crowded so the wait would be really long early.. which I guess leaves either that burrito place.... or that not so good Italian place, where the waiter was rude to us the last time. So, what do you think?

Russell: tr;dl

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AB/DL

(Acronym for "Adult Babies/Diaper Lovers"): Sexual fetish in which adult males dress up like babies, including the wearing of adult-sized diapers, and have females mother them as if they were a helpless infant. The male will often soil the diaper and have the female change it to heighten the effect.

Despite his button down demeanor, no one knew that Bill enjoyed AB/DL play with his girlfriend behind closed doors.

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