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A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks
Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class
Person B: Learned about rocks?
Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?
Person B: No but I can believe that.
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10-20 second short on seen before episodes of aqua teen hunger force involving mad scientist dr. weird, his assistant steve, and featuring killer corn, pork chop spliced roommates, hand-eating asses, making love to machines, and other such random shit. best watched while under the influence of mind altering substances.
GENTLEMEN! I have made love to the machine! And in retrospect I ask myself....WHY?
My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, and it hungers for more!!!
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.
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A doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a "re-occuring" injury. Please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. These mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.
My buddy is just visited Dr. Summeroff and now he's sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!
Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?
Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?
Greg: Yup, she's done till september!
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The C.E.O. of J.W.E. (Jokers Wild Entertainment).
Traditional Medical Field Terminology Refers to this as the
"Angel of Death"
The Active Practitioner of Hair-Raising, Goose-bump producing, Original Gruesome Music that so many silent voices beg to hear more of.
One who Seizes the Listener, Entrancing them in an Enthralling, Captivating State of Mental Servitude.
A Harbinger of Lyrical/Vocal Onslaught.
Conveyor of Melodious Reaping.
"Dr. Grimm" is to Wicked as "4-Tre" is to Rapid
"CoenScyde is Comprised of both Dr. Grimm & 4-Tre?!"
"Dr. Grimm kills them Beats & Traps their souls in his DarkLab!"
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A mixed alcoholic drink, consisting of orange juice (preferably Sunny D), cheap vodka, a shot of Mojito, a shot of Patron, as much Captain Morgan as you please, salt, pepper, and jalapeno juice-soaked carrots (typically found at very authentic Mexican restaurants). The ratios can be whatever you like, but the orange juice is usually at least half. That is, unless you're really looking to get obliterated. Named after the creator of said drink, who shall remain anonymous in this definition.
The only thing a prescription of Dr. G's will cure is sobriety.
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Dr. Strack is a man whose life turned upside down ever since he left his job as a chemistry teacher, since then he has been trying to live life to its fullest by picking fights with burley fellows, paragliding attached to his wife's car, doing quadflips off buildings, and other stupid crazy stuff, etc.
That sounds like something Dr. Strack would do... what a fag.