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A man who works to support you and doesn't take your crap when he doesn't get anything in return.
36👍 22👎
manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
dad; Think of Joan Crawford but the male version "no more wire hangars"
55👍 39👎
The replacement name for "bro" to call your best friend of whom you have a fatherly bond.
Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"
Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
8👍 4👎
The guy who left for cigarettes ten years ago but never came back
15👍 8👎
Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!
Me: What are talking about?
Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!
Me: What's asshole.com?
Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!
Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?
Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
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Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did
Girl; hey daddy, where are you
Boy: