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she is so hot. i want her to rail me. if she slapped me i'd say thanks. everyone is so jealous of her istg.
maria dali osmane is super seggsy.
to meditate
I'd love to go to the party tonight, but I've been really stressed lately. I need to get centered. I think I'm just gonna stay in and fuck with the Dali Lama.
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a word you sustitute for "HOLY SHIT!!!" when your talking in a mock Indian accent.
Holy Dali Lama!!! That man just robbed my liquor store!!!
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When Salvador Dali didn't quite feel like creating art and kept himself busy with other things.
I bet some days Salvador dilly-Dali just didn't feel up to taking his artwork seriously.
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- An Arnold Palmer with Vodka (ice tea/ lemonade and vodkay
-Invented by David Karol, circa 2005
Dayam, this John Daly is strong, but delicious!
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A name given to a very special little guy who lives in what people call, the Base. He’s got a very special mind but people don’t understand his special view on the world.
“Why is Nate “Special” Daly out of the base, he’s going to get overwhelmed!”
Dalie is the type of girl to give you a boner in your heart, she is so clever,lovable ,and hot asf. Not only is she gorgeous but also the most delightful and loyal person ever, she listens to you and tries to understand you in every possible word to help you out. Another good quality is that she sees life in the most optimistic way and she beleives in everybody she loves including herself.
chloe: omg that person is so graceful ,she seems so happy and motivating
josh: she is such a Dalie