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she is so hot. i want her to rail me. if she slapped me i'd say thanks. everyone is so jealous of her istg.
maria dali osmane is super seggsy.
to meditate
I'd love to go to the party tonight, but I've been really stressed lately. I need to get centered. I think I'm just gonna stay in and fuck with the Dali Lama.
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a word you sustitute for "HOLY SHIT!!!" when your talking in a mock Indian accent.
Holy Dali Lama!!! That man just robbed my liquor store!!!
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When Salvador Dali didn't quite feel like creating art and kept himself busy with other things.
I bet some days Salvador dilly-Dali just didn't feel up to taking his artwork seriously.
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- An Arnold Palmer with Vodka (ice tea/ lemonade and vodkay
-Invented by David Karol, circa 2005
Dayam, this John Daly is strong, but delicious!
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He's so hot, and he wants all sorts of girls. ALL of them. I guess you could say he's a fuckboy. But, there's this one girl he's dated a few times, and she still likes him, he doesn't know (that's what she thinks). He doesn't go to her school, but she's a brunette and has brown eyes. She's super tall like him, and has a six-pack. She's definitely in shape just like him. They have known each other since they were like 5, and have lots of inside jokes. She wants to hang out with him all the time, but he doesn't even read her messages. It's honestly really sad, but when they do hang out, SHES SO HAPPY AND THE MOST GORGEOUS PERSON EVA! She just wants to be with him all the time, and thinks about him 24/7. If your a daly bear, go get that girl, she's a fucking stunner SHES THE ONE. The girl of your dreams, daly bear, is an understatement.
That daly bear needs to go get his girl.
A simply perfect person who likes to be independent and enjoy life to the fullest on the daily is shy and may be insecure at times but seems to be very strong and reliable a kaysey is a must be to have around
A kaysey dalybrightens your life on the daily.