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The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.
I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.
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when ur butt cheeks are very very hairy, and ur name is david dilbeck, and when u r in launguage arts class (or English) and u get up and there is white specks on the chair!
Bailey- ewwww look at davids chair!
Jane- ew i know its called butt dandruff.
Connor- ha ha ha
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What you sprinkle on top of deviled eggs to ensure your mouth burns as if burning in hell.
Girl: Don’t you have paprika?
Guy: Deviled eggs deserve only the best Devil’s Dandruff round here!
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When u sleep with someone and wake up with his or her dry cum on u and u have a scratch
Fucked this bitch real hard last night and she cum all over me so when I went for a piss I had ball dandruff
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Tim: Its snowing outside guys!
John: I fucking hate Satans dandruff. Now I have to go plow!
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I looked outside and saw a ton of Satan's dandruff falling. I hate winter!!!!!
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Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!
Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
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