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A guy who is super good at Smash and I would totally suck his dick.
Man that guy is good at smash, it must be Dante Bartolo, I wanna give him a blowjob.
A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.
Person 1: Fuck 'Dante Alberti'.
Person 2: Ikr. fuck that guy.
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A man for karen housman and ONLY for karen hausman they are starcrossed lovers. And he must divorce his basic bitch wife so that he can happily be with the godess karen hausman
person 1: Did you hear about that sexy dante goose.
person 2: how dare you dante goose is only for karen hausman you absolute BITCH AHHHHHH
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a smartass who often think of themseleves very highly but in the end get rejected by every living female to have ever crossed paths with him. you can find him singing disney songs whilst crying to aladdin. his also a rare species of half white half asian but seems to look like a long necked indian man who graduated from tec support and can finally retire so he can watch lil boys play soccer. he is often gets confused for a giraffe. dont let the pedo stash full you, his actually 12 year old stuck in an indian dad bod. his bedtime is 7:00pm but he sleeps at 7:01pm because his a jake pauler a complete savage
S- returns
A- his
V-library
A-books
G-on
E-time
his ass may be tight but his bond with god is even tighter. he never buys chanelle pizza though he doesnt have alot of money he has a thicc ass and lots of love to give so ladies watch out cause you girls like funny people and lucky him his whole life is a joke. his emotional balance and bank account balance are basically the same, very low. no one has ever gotten closer than his eyebrows on his face. a true child of god, a lady slayer, his a pussy but you are what you eat (pets). he don't like tall girls cause he eyes only see's in wide screen.
threesome
twosome
his a handsome young weeb lad looking waifu it doesnt matter if your a trap cause trap aint gay
no homo
ps his never loosing his virginity because he never looses
ps he plays fortnight
he'll give you a suck for a v buck
''saying somethig racist'' -dante koeun
Nov 5th Memorial of the day a stranger came up to my friend at a football game, flirted with her, the stranger was very consistent and very high.
(This can also be used if this happens to you at a Friday night football game, to commemorate that day)
Hey, it's Dante Friday.
a deep-voiced, badass hyperpop alias created by ericdoa on soundcloud, who says he made dante during a period of depression.
Have you ever listened to dante red on soundcloud? Every song he makes is fire..