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David

Cool n calm

David is cool n calm

by Black09 February 2, 2020


David

Though incredibly sexy and intelligent, a David is most often recognized by the size of his heart. Wanted by all as either a Father, Brother, Husband, Lover, or Friend; David's are highly sought after and if obtained, should be handled with great care.

So there I was at the grocery store and I saw this man with his kids and I thought to myself... Wow what a David. I wonder if he's single!

by David_Drooler September 26, 2010

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David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

by TkTb November 19, 2006

22921πŸ‘ 11785πŸ‘Ž


David

David is a loveable guy. He is sweet, kind, and dare I say, cute. It's no wonder why he has girls falling for him everyday. He is smart and plays a lot of sports, but he isn't cocky. Usually a David will have brown hair and brown eyes, and the sweetest smile. Finding a David is always a good sign.

Woah, do you see that football player? He must be a David.

by davidlover103 January 1, 2017

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


David

David is the raddest mutthaf**ker ΓΌ you will ever meet he is a skater he is gonna be very good anything he does he puts effort at everything never gives up listens to the hypes the music care about a few and mostly stick to himself he is gonna be great one day!!!

David is the raddest dude

by heroinbrother March 15, 2017

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


David

Davids are usually the most amazing kind of guys out there. They are caring and gentle with a crazy and wild party side.

Davis are easy to fall in love with and impossible to forget. They often have an incredible smile and know exactly what to say when one is sad.

Loyal to family and friends David is the definition of perfection

See that guy over there, he's David, and he's perfect

I have never loved someone like I love David

by SecretLovexx April 18, 2011

88πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


David

A guy who can dance in complete sync with women. Flawlessly replicating their every move while simultaneously getting the woman aroused from the sheer finesse of the moves.

Woman 1: Damn who's she dancing with?

Woman 2: Hmm...must be David...

Woman 1: How do you know?

Woman 2: Uh? Does it look like she's having an orgasm out there?....It's David.

by Davim-slim April 27, 2010

78πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž