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She is perfect. There is not a girl in the world that can compare to her even tho she won't admit it.
Guy: Wow Dawn Rhea you are perfect! You literally have no flaws.
Dawn: Totally not true but thank you! I wish I was perfect...
Guy: Oh my god you are.
earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at.
"you need to be up at the grundle of dawn to be to work on time"
Usually a very early time; specifically, sunrise, but can be used to describe any ungodly-early hour. More often used by folk of rural upbringing.
We get up at the crack of dawn to feed the chickens.
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Dawn on me: (or dawned on me for past tense). A figure of speech meaning "occur to me."
Synonyms: Occur, realize, register, understand.
Bob: Have you talked to Mark lately? I think his dad died.
Rick:Nah, man. But that explains why he hasn't been hanging out much. So, when did you talk to him?
Bob: Oh, actually I haven't talked to or seen him yet...
Rick: Then how did you know his dad was dead?
Bob: Well they had that other guy working at the hardware store everyday and I asked where his dad was. They said "he's no longer with us." I just thought they meant he quit, but it didn't dawn on me until later that they meant he passed away.
Rick: What a drag...
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What ain't safe when im horney
Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!
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An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga
Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"
I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
Edward: Forever and forever and forever...
Me: *barf*
(the ending to Breaking Dawn = corny)
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Grim Dawn
1- N. An upcoming Action RPG being designed by Crate Entertainment. Crate announced that they had licensed the Titan Quest engine from Iron Lore and announced Grim Dawn on the 21st of January, 2010.
There have been few details in regards to the details of the game. However, there are a few key things known about Grim Dawn;
-It will be set in a "dark" fictional world loosely based on the Victorian Era
-Like Titan Quest it will employ the dual-class system
-Camera Rotation
-Auto Gold Pickup, and possibly Auto Potion Pickup
-There will be Co-Op Play
2- V. To play the game Grim Dawn
1- Me: OH MY GOD, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT A NEW GAME CALLED GRIM DAWN! ITS GOING TO BE FREAKING AMAZING!
Friend: Woah! Dude, calm down... What is Grim Dawn?
Me: AN AMAZINGLY AWESOME GAME BEING DEVELOPED BY EX-STAFFERS OF IRON LORE, DESIGNERS OF TITAN QUEST!
Friend: OH MY GOD, REALLY? LIKE A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR OF TITAN QUEST? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I LOVED TITAN QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah, I know! I can't wait till it comes out!!!!
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2- I cannot wait to Grim Dawn!
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