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Dawn on me: (or dawned on me for past tense). A figure of speech meaning "occur to me."
Synonyms: Occur, realize, register, understand.
Bob: Have you talked to Mark lately? I think his dad died.
Rick:Nah, man. But that explains why he hasn't been hanging out much. So, when did you talk to him?
Bob: Oh, actually I haven't talked to or seen him yet...
Rick: Then how did you know his dad was dead?
Bob: Well they had that other guy working at the hardware store everyday and I asked where his dad was. They said "he's no longer with us." I just thought they meant he quit, but it didn't dawn on me until later that they meant he passed away.
Rick: What a drag...
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What ain't safe when im horney
Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!
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An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga
Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"
I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
Edward: Forever and forever and forever...
Me: *barf*
(the ending to Breaking Dawn = corny)
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Grim Dawn
1- N. An upcoming Action RPG being designed by Crate Entertainment. Crate announced that they had licensed the Titan Quest engine from Iron Lore and announced Grim Dawn on the 21st of January, 2010.
There have been few details in regards to the details of the game. However, there are a few key things known about Grim Dawn;
-It will be set in a "dark" fictional world loosely based on the Victorian Era
-Like Titan Quest it will employ the dual-class system
-Camera Rotation
-Auto Gold Pickup, and possibly Auto Potion Pickup
-There will be Co-Op Play
2- V. To play the game Grim Dawn
1- Me: OH MY GOD, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT A NEW GAME CALLED GRIM DAWN! ITS GOING TO BE FREAKING AMAZING!
Friend: Woah! Dude, calm down... What is Grim Dawn?
Me: AN AMAZINGLY AWESOME GAME BEING DEVELOPED BY EX-STAFFERS OF IRON LORE, DESIGNERS OF TITAN QUEST!
Friend: OH MY GOD, REALLY? LIKE A SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR OF TITAN QUEST? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I LOVED TITAN QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah, I know! I can't wait till it comes out!!!!
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2- I cannot wait to Grim Dawn!
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1. The animation by SAD-ist in where Tommyinnit, WilburSoot, Technoblade, and co. take on Jschlatt and Dream. In the end, Wilbur ends up destroying L'manburg, and Technoblade spawns in 2 withers.
2. The morning when the above definition happened.
"Dude, have you seen that new Dawn of the 16th animation by SAD-ist?"
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What is this "Breaking Dawn" you speak of? Fourth Twilight book?
No, the saga ended at Eclipse. There is no such thing as Renesmee, Bella's nasty hormones, or stuffing her face with eggs that Edward made for her on their unrealistic island in the sun, or Jacob becoming just as much of a pedophile as Edward is.
No.
Breaking Dawn never happened. It was just a bad dream people. Wake up now.
Last page of Eclipse:
"I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me...
but then I turned back around and forced that filthy bloodsucker to turn Bella into a vampire before he could knock her up so that little monster was never born, and then I hooked up with Leah. Happily ever after."
Breaking Dawn. Pssht.
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Panda is always horny. Dawn is always laughing uncontrollably. They do very uncomfortable role plays and ruin children’s innocence. If you ever encounter a Panda&Dawn run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
Wow I met a Panda&Dawn now I want to die!